My Life in Paradise

because I only wish I could make this sh*t up…

I went away and they gave me a flock of ducks and a horse! (no really!!)

on February 21, 2012

I went away..  I went away..  No I didn’t go to the looney bin – I went to California!

It was my LauraMom’s 65th birthday weekend so I left my lava rock island for 5 days of lesbian adventures, bagel making and general amazing queer fun…

But really the most amusing and interesting thing that happened is that while I have been away my parents got me a flock of ducks and a dog the size of a pony.  I have a flock of ducks to take care of and a giant dog named Bucky……

I have no idea what the f*ck to do with ducks, but I’ll learn.  I think I’ll teach them to be rooster killing ninja ducks..  Quaaaaaaaaaaiak!!  (That’s a quacking high-ya for those of you who aren’t fluent in duckness, because you can’t be – I just made it up!)


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